Holy Toledo Again

Forgive me for interrupting my relative quiet with horrendous vomiting sounds. Blooper's ninth inning undid an entire offseason of good will. Forget about Pedro's 12 k's. Who cares about the Beltran dinger. Looper was beyond bad.It's revolting. For g-d's sake; it was opening day, the start of a new era. At least Armando had the kindness of heart to let us build up our hopes before bringing us back to earth with a thud.

For my part, there's not much to do but tune these guys out till they earn some respect. Until that time they're just a waste of time. -- nearly as big as Mo Vaughn's (waist).

Wake me up at the trading deadline.